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I forgot where I got this piece last week after a year of live operation on the site. I was looking for material from WineDiets.Com to include in the new book. I did not write all that is here for sure but I wanted to give attribution to those that did. This article is useful because it is true or so it seems and because it is also very funny.  Therefore, I include it in this space and in the new book.  Until today, I really had forgotten who had written it so I went back to the web to do more research and I found that this piece was written by Clive Maxfield on March 8, 2012 and posted at 07:50 PM EST.  When I had only a few things to report about wine diet weight losses, I grabbed this great piece for my web site. Now as I prepare the book version of the web site, I want to give full credit to Clive Maxfield for an entertaining and informative piece.

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  • Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
  • Do you suffer from shyness?
  • Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon. If this did not come from Dr. Phil, I bet it could have!


If you don't take this as solid medical evidence, then the natural verdict is in. "Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything." Besides it is a nice red wine and qualifies for all of the benefits of the red wine diet.

By the way, a nice Merlot or a Malbec also qualifies and if either tops your taste palette, you will be pleased to know that both qualify for the benefits of the red wine diet.  With any of these three choices as well as other delicious dry red wines, you will notice the benefits almost immediately and, "with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live."

Clive Maxwell offers the following cautions before engaging with Cabernet Savignon. His words apply to many other red varieties.

"Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living."

"Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Who said that?

Side effects

Clive wants to make sure that you fully understand the side effects. These may include:

"Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of inhibition, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Poker, Truth Or Dare, or Twister."


"Clive offers warnings for those who choose to proceed and he advocates caution:

  • The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
  • The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
  • The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
  • The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

"Please feel free to share this important information with as many people as you feel may benefit!

"Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz or Merlot...

P.S. We recommend considering a serious discussion with your doctor about this medication before imbibing."

WineDiets.Com finds Cabernet as a perfect red wine to use for your red wine diet but does not want you to feel confined to red wine only. Therefore we list a few alternate choices below: